Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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