On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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