the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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