final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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