Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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