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  • 83 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:11am

    Time to get a DivaCup!

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:24pm

    this obviously isn't a text. you don't text a question to someone where the answer would require you to visually see the dress to know if its too short.

  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:19pm

    skank. wear underwear.

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:29pm

    ahahahaha i love how people are getting so analytical about this. losers

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:02pm

    sarcasm young grasshopper, sarcasm.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:02pm

    i've actually never heard of tucking it in... hm.. i'll have to look into that.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:45am

    Hmm, is my dress too long for my tampon? Blonde bitch is my guess. Stereotypical blonde, nor real life blonde

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:25pm

    This is fkn hilarious; although kinda gross that she is on the rag n not wearing ne underwear.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:11am

    umm...was she texting the person next to her?

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:07am

    10:01AM-- That's what I'm thinking. 7:42AM-- They're these plastic cup things you put in your vagina to hold your menstrual blood.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:51pm

    if you even have to ask that, your dress is too freaking short

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:18pm

    This trick can't be serious. how the hell do you not wear panties while your on your peiod? That' s just fkn nasty but some slob face dude will hit it.

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:00pm

    yea why not toss some undies on? like, really? gross...

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:30pm

    1122.. calm down 1029pm, amen!anyway, us nl girls sure are classy :)

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:45pm

    If you have to ask this question, the answer is yes.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:52pm

    Britney is that you again? It was at your concert so cut it this time!

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:09am

    good lord, you dizzy bitches are a disgrace to the 709. just down your cooler and head to konfusion fer a scuff, and fuck right off.

    • 56 82
      Submitted by raen on Feb 26, 10 at 11:41am

      ha! yes.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:02pm

    THAT. IS. DISGUSTING.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:03am

    fake... who would ask that in a text?

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:14pm

    10:08 - My thoughts exactly.

  • 73 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:01pm

    ok, 10:00- WORST IDEA EVER. why would you tell someone to get preggers just to stop their period??

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:56pm

    Good night = super short dress (or top?) Bad night = super long string. Either way, this chick is t wearing underwear.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:51pm

    10 33 duhh there probably in a group

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:51pm

    lmao I've witnessed this first hand at a bar. It was absolutely hilarious... until she got on the stage to try and dance. Then everyone was just embarassed for her.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:13am

    Yay! Divacups!!!! I love you, 1:11!!!

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:28pm

    @ 12:24 i text people all the time when i'm beside them. if my friend was right there but i didn't wanna ask out loud, i'd just text her, i do stuff like that all the time

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:46pm

    hahahah this is greattt

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:30am

    Maybe she sent a pic with the text...

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:40pm

    There is a YouTube video from Brits concert the string is hanging out ...

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:00pm

    idiot, tuck it in. or dont wear slutty dresses. or get knocked up so you dont have your period,, duuuuuuuh

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:01pm

    It's 10:56 again: i meant "isn't" and to finish off that thought, like 11:00 - who wouldn't wear underwear while on their period?

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:43pm

    10:33 you beat me to it.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:37am

    yeah dude, tucking it in makes it feel less weird. like it's not even there.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:17am

    <3 1:11 DivaCups FOR THE WIN.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:25am

    If you're on your period you should wear underwear. If you're on your period, you shouldn't be wearing a dress like that anyway. It's a recipe for disaster lol

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:33pm

    How short does a dress have to be before underwear is required?

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:55pm

    You're supposed to tuck the string inside, you dumb slut. I thought everyone knew that trick.

    • 61 51
      Submitted by raen on Feb 26, 10 at 11:43am

      you're sounding pretty slutty from the advice you're giving her.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:33am

    Ha! Probably the funniest text up to date! I love good sarcasm.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:16pm

    wear underwear, maybe?

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:51pm

    I remember this ? From Next Great Child Star w/ Danny Boneduce!!! The hot mom was asking her 8 year old daughter if her string was hangin out!

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:51pm

    >.< thats all i have to say other than WTF and some people just need to go

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:22pm

    Good call 10:33. FAKE TEXT IS FAKE! And, fucking tuck the string inside. Fucks sake people, do I have to teach you everything.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 24, 10 at 10:20pm

    AHAHAHHAHA

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:42pm

    Not as long as you let me play Tarzan!

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:47am

    10:33, maybe they're at a party and she's asking her friend across the room to look

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:36am

    lil trick..cut it, but not too short haha

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:01pm

    Why so serious? This text would be funniest if it were sent between two people who were witnessing some hideous violation and mocking the inappropriately short dress. There doesn't even need to be a visible tampon string to make it funny.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:01am

    i love it! by the way, its obviously a joke. just laugh. i have a friend who dresses a little too slutty sometimes and we would make a joke like this about her. she'd probably laugh too

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:33pm

    why would someone send this in a text? the person they're talking to is obviously right by them.

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:04pm

    HAHAHA! this made me laugh soooo hard.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:40pm

    I would love to floss with that string. I bet it'll taste like supple raspberries bursting in my mouth.

  • 24 42
    Submitted by zoebunnie on Sep 15, 11 at 6:39pm

    Wearing a tampon and wearing a short dress sound pretty much like things your average American girl would do. How that makes her such a slut I cannot figure out...