I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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