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  • 64 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:26pm

    rodeo sex is where you are fucking a girl from behind and you lean over and wrap one arm under her waist and then tell her that her sister's pussy feels tighter. then you try to stay in her for 8 seconds as she bucks and flails trying to get you off of her. you get extra points if you manage to land a clean slap on her ass before she throws you.

  • 66 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:07pm

    but the amount of laughter is probably about the same.

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:02pm

    I can't believe none of you db's have said first yet...oh

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:56am

    Chris Hansen says: Why don't you have a seat right over there?

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:15pm

    Oh, you're such a strong man for hating on the gays...

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:20pm

    I miss penis. It's been far too long and Mr. Vibrator is getting boring.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:21pm

    Rodeo sex joke that's the dumbest old joke around Try saying that to me U will not only get bucked off U will b in the street with noclothes on Good luck getting home

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:17pm

    I dare you to have rodeo sex with either one of them....

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:09pm

    I've heard this before somewhere

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:03pm

    i totally know that feeling!

  • 35 29
    Submitted by beacherr on Jul 4, 10 at 2:38pm

    Who wants to fuck? Guy with 8 inches here.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:46pm

    6:42 As many times as there are idiots.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:30am

    Go pinocchio! you tell him!

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:42pm

    4:35 it means original poster. How many fucking times does that have to be explained on this goddamn site!!

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:41pm

    OP needs to stop flashing his dick before the little girl tells her parents nd they all call the cops.

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:35pm

    four four oh five three two one two two five

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:35pm

    what does OP stand for?

  • 23 41
    Submitted by slygrrl on Feb 19, 11 at 6:11am

    this stupid altered joke is probably older than the OP.