ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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