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  • 168 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 10:50am
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    ALWAYS know where your towel is.

  • 92 38
    Submitted by SundayDrive on May 31, 10 at 11:04am
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    To the Anonymous who quoted Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, perfection.

  • 76 37
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on May 31, 10 at 11:36am
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    Crygasm???

  • 78 57
    Submitted by nopantsdance on May 31, 10 at 12:14pm
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    That's why Towlie says "don't forget to bring a towel!"

    • 32 40
      Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 31, 10 at 10:34pm
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      ...You wanna get high?

  • 63 37
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 31, 10 at 11:48am
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    So, by the transitive property...

  • 63 53
    Submitted by aznasshole on May 31, 10 at 11:07am
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    So....how was the sex?

  • 65 63
    Submitted by steveorocks on May 31, 10 at 11:27am
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    R. A. P. E?

  • 56 46
    Submitted by TurtlesInShells on May 31, 10 at 12:11pm
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    His tears or yours....?

  • 53 44
    Submitted by OneHitta on May 31, 10 at 12:32pm
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    Classy!!! My kinda chic.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by opticrob on May 31, 10 at 2:46pm
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    Nononono, you use the tears as lube. Much more productive.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by shredder_dave on May 31, 10 at 2:32pm
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    I bet she caught a load right in the face!

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Phys on May 31, 10 at 2:29pm
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    No pain no gain

  • 47 43
    Submitted by STD on Jun 1, 10 at 9:37am
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    If you wouldve swallowed, you couldve had the whole towel to wipe your tears. Js.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by dingo7512 on May 31, 10 at 10:31am
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    That's unsanitary

  • 50 52
    Submitted by buberto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:23am
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    So he fucked you to tears?

  • 46 51
    Submitted by bjray2005 on May 31, 10 at 5:02pm
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    What a gentlemen

  • 45 51
    Submitted by tacoheart on Jun 1, 10 at 6:46am
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    first time anal, eh? Really sucks when they mix up the shower gel and the lube....

  • 39 43
    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on May 31, 10 at 7:50pm
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    Gagging is fun!

  • 35 38
    Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Jun 1, 10 at 1:21am
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    Don't forget to bring a towel!

  • 53 74
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 31, 10 at 11:39am
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    Good ol' fashioned surprise sex ;)

  • 48 65
    Submitted by klangford on May 31, 10 at 10:55am
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    Dad?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:36am
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    Bullseye!

  • 36 48
    Submitted by ashleyann on May 31, 10 at 7:51pm
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    So was the sex that bad or what??

  • 39 55
    Submitted by shemp on Jun 1, 10 at 12:11am
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    He came in her

  • 42 66
    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 1, 10 at 12:22am
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    This one almost has a poetic quality... Almost.

  • 36 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 10:39am
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    FIRST!!!