: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I have already put on my inside pants.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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