Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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