the idiot,my dear, is You.
youre 'boyfriend' should dump your stupid ass asap.
edward is a f i c t i o n a l character. and dear, there are no vampires
jesus. grow up
It must suck to be you because you'll never find another boyfriend willing to put up with your ridiculously stupid obsession with twilight. Go get yourself a vibrator or get really friendly with your fingers because you're no going to find an Edward and you're not going to have another boyfriend.
This is why I can't date a Twitard. It's one thing to be a fan of something. It's quite another to obsess over it to the point that it consumes your real relationships. Girls, this is every bit as bad as the dude who plays World of Warcraft 8 hours a day and ignores his girlfriend.
Anyone else get a feeling that the mods for this site are just accepting the worst texts in order to troll us?
This text and you should feel bad.
I hate you OP, know that.
I hope he dumps you and gets a real woman. Twilight is just a fucked up mormon mastubatory aide, I'd date voldemort before edward cullen, because at least he has a fucking developed character.
Edward Cullen is not every girls dream. If I was dating an Edward Cullen I would shoot myself. The books are some of the worst pieces of literature I've ever read. I don't get how girls can read that junk and especially compare their boyfriend to him. That was a stupid move.
How would you feel if he said you would never be as good as something as childish, immature, and retarded as say... Laura Croft? You'd want to blow his fucking head off. Right? Right? I thought so. Cunt.
Go get a twilight vibrator, because that's the closest thing you'll get to Edward . Also, that guy, the one ignoring you, is probably the last REAL guy you'll get close to .
Holy hell. All these super lame Twilight texts need to GO AWAY. And take the bitches who write them along. Also, 1:38, Star Wars, LOTR, Trekkies and NFL fans all get harassed when they're EXTREMELY lame, too. So get over it.
1:38, if mom had to listen to you freaks obsess over a fictional character like you actually knew him and actually had a chance to date him someday and get all emotional when someone made fun of him then she would probably use the phrase "dumb cunt" also.....you are weird and just be glad u can get any friend let alone bf.
Comparing Twilight fans to Star Wars fans? Excellent.
This text gives me full license to expect my woman to bust out a lightsaber and her Jedi mind tricks on demand.
Or maybe I'll just say she's no Princess Leia when she puts on a chain bikini. How dare she not talk to me after that!
Sounds ridiculous when the subject's something you're not blindly infatuated with, doesn't it?
Some fans can differentiate between fiction and reality.
twilight= cool if you're like idk... twelve..
vampire loving douchebags. watch true blood if you like vampires or something of fucking substance.
sincerely, the 614.
i have a feeling the op said this ironically, and the bf took it seriously. there is no way this really happened. i cant believe this could actually happen.
Can I just say that I think it's really hilarious that all these people that "hate" Twilight and want nothing to do with it seem to know an awful lot about all of the major plot points...?
Not that I disagree, Twilight is so stupid. I'm just saying.
Bravo, 9:15! I'm not saying I wouldn't bang Edward if he was real, but seriously....well put. Hoping the texter was kidding, but it wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't.
The harm is it is an awfully written book series with plot holes the size of a freeway. It also contains "Renesmee", the single most awful name for the most awful love child imaginable breaking her mother' spine grom within the womb and Edward performing a vampire C-section, which is a regukar C-section but with teeth and not scalpels.
I saw hella mexicans at the twilight movie, like fresh from the border ones, do they even know what's going on? Oh and I like twilight but not to that extent. It's just fiction, you were lucky you actually had a boyfriend unlike my self, but it seems you're taking him for granted dreaming about a fictional character
You are a moron. And I hope your man dumps you for your stupidity. Just remember you chose a fictional character over a real man because you deserve to lose him.
My boyfriend had the same reaction with the first twilight, don't ask me if I wished you looked like Edward Cullen if you really want me to lie about it!!
I can't believe how many people hate twilight. They're just entertaining books and at least they are getting people to read a bit. Men should not dislike the books; they definitely have improved the love lives of many women I know;) It's not as if we can be with Edward, but we can certainly imagine you are him; both of us get pleasure. Where's the harm?
I must be the crazy one because I thought you were saying that you were the idiot for saying something so profoundly stupid. I'll also assume for your sake that you were incredibly wasted or high.
Either way...you need help. And to not reproduce.
I think everyone should understand that she was fucking drunk!!!!! She didn't know what she was saying and frankly you immature comments Are worse than what she said, grow the fuck up and get a life!
Whoa what gives you guys the right to say the word "cunt" at all? Twilight fans are no worse than Starwars, LOTR, or even NFL fans. They just care about something. Don't write things that you wouldn't want your mom reading just because women have fantasies about fictional characters. Maybe her boyfriend was just crappy.
You are without a doubt the idiot for comparing a living breathing person to a shallow, poorly thought out fictional character from the worst series ever written.
Actually there are vampires. They are real but we obviously don't see them or know about them because the Volturi would kill them. Open your eyes people!
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