Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so let's talk penis.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Alive.
So much puke
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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