so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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