I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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