oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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