can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
No subtext here. People are naked.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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