i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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