It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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