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  • 70 56
    Submitted by CherryPoppa on Mar 20, 10 at 3:12pm

    Dick move. Thanks for costing me money

  • 66 48
    Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 20, 10 at 1:42pm

    Epic Achievement. Not.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 20, 10 at 1:35pm

    Good job asshole

  • 57 47
    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Mar 21, 10 at 3:27pm

    Wow, you're so cool.

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 10:28pm

    @5:48.nah he's too stupid to breed

  • 48 45
    Submitted by knuckles on Mar 21, 10 at 3:56am

    No ur just a Tool now go buy Ed hrady tshirts and a nissan maxima and ull be super tool

  • 43 44
    Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 21, 10 at 10:10am

    No actually one idiotic retard cant singlehandedly throw off the nationwide census. And by the way if you can send this text when you're drunk why can you not answer the 10 simple questions on the form? \n\nI feel like i'm in the twilight zone episode where everyone looks like a pig and they are trying to do surgery on that girl to fix her. Everyone who finds all these retarded texts amusing has a terrible sense of humor and I'm the only normal one

  • 48 58
    Submitted by dorkof82 on Mar 20, 10 at 5:48pm

    Dipsh*t!!! Good thing im not related to you, the census will be used 60 years from now by your great-grand children and whoever else to trace ancestry, you just f*cked them..

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 20, 10 at 1:41pm

    The only thing with politics you're supposed to do drunk is vote. That said this is still hilarious

  • 39 49
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 19, 10 at 12:48am

    Fuckyes :D\nWay to shove it up Captiol Hill's ass :]

  • 39 61
    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 21, 10 at 2:03am

    Wicked.