Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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