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  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:25pm

    Trying to get a visual. Did he have a mullet too?

  • Submitted by kittygirl on Aug 11, 10 at 3:02pm

    lmfao! It's texts from LAST NIGHT, not 1985 :D

  • Submitted by rufasevach on Aug 11, 10 at 1:32pm

    More to the point, at which point did he deploy the TurboBass?

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    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 11, 10 at 3:03pm

    "Insert weird comment here" followed by "of course I fucked him" = FAKE

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    Submitted by Yandell on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm

    Never underestimate the power of a boombox...

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    Submitted by definatelymaybe1 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:38pm

    and parachute pants with possibly a pleather jacket draped over his shoulders?

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 11, 10 at 3:06pm

    Of course I fucked him. WTF happened last night. Still drunk at work. Too high for this.

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm

    Was he in Breakin 2-Electric Bugaloo? I know he was rocking neon shades and Skidz!

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    Submitted by maryslamb on Aug 11, 10 at 1:36pm

    No judgement here.

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    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 11, 10 at 7:43pm

    Adole- fuck yeah! Awesome song.

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    Submitted by scottymo on Aug 11, 10 at 9:00pm

    That was me! Ha

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    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 11, 10 at 10:38pm

    The boombox could change the world

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 11, 10 at 4:55pm

    You have such high standards.

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    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 9:12pm

    damn that all it takes?.....

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    Submitted by brithebri on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm

    Slut.\n\nYou're my hero.

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    Submitted by anonymoosee on Aug 12, 10 at 12:19am

    I can't even count how many times I've read a text that ended with "of course I fucked him/her".

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 11, 10 at 9:42pm

    you madam, are my kind of woman high standards and low morals

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    Submitted by adole on Aug 11, 10 at 2:49pm

    You gotta know your limits with a boombox...

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    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Aug 12, 10 at 8:32am

    Straight outta 1992.

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    Submitted by Flyers108 on Aug 11, 10 at 2:01pm

    this sounds like a guy I know, even with the parachute pants and pleather jacket

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    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:19pm

    Case of beer + Boom box + room full of sluts = good times for all