your room smells of hookers.
And success
someone owes me an orgasm
two words: eviction party
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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