She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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