we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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