We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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