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  • 96 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:57am

    oh plz 12:43. you know you fart. its a part of life. so quit tryin to pretend your sh..it don't stink. next thing ya know you're gonna be sayin your poo smells like roses and daiseys. ppl fart... including you. get over it.

  • 88 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:58pm

    My girlfriend farted directly up my nose once. Its not bad, you guys should try it before you knock it.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:01pm

    My bf woke me with a fart during our 'romantic' anniversary trip to Paris, so I woke him . He didn't appreciate it but it had to be done.

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:01pm

    I'm with 4:49 on this one! Also, 4:31 made me laugh... but you're a huge douche if you mean it :X

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:27pm

    if guys are allowed to do it, so are we.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by maynard on May 9, 10 at 2:41pm

    Hahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:23am

    NO!!!! GIRLS DONT FART OR SHIT!!!! STOP RUINING MY DREAM WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS HAPPY AND NOT MILDLY DISTURBING!!!

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:42pm

    7:14 the guy with his hands over her butt cares.

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:29pm

    Sorry, fellas. Don't put your hand on a BUTT if you're not willing to deal with the consequences. IT IS A BUTT.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:37am

    9:12 YES 12:43 you are a man trying to further lies

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:59pm

    to 3:54 - if you're asleep, there's no stopping it. i've been asleep and woke myself up by farting.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by pokinsmot on Apr 22, 10 at 6:40pm

    biiiiitch

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:50pm

    This is when I kick you out, or get up an leave!

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:18pm

    oh plz ppl its just a fart. its not the end of the world lol my hubby and i had been together for 2months b4 we started farting in front of each other. we've been together for 7yrs. married for 6yrs. gas happens lol laugh and get over it

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:31pm

    If I was the guy and your fart on my hand woke me up, I would wait until you fell asleep, then jizz in your face or hair and leave.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:57pm

    worst. what the fuck can you even say? SORRY? ugh. i now limit my diet to non-gas producing foods every time i'm going to have a dude over.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:33pm

    9:58 u r one sick puppy.

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:49pm

    doesnt sound like either of you were actually sleeping...

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:03pm

    3:59 never thought of that.... though that must have been one intense BM for it to wake you up lol

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:56pm

    I'm sick of holding it in! My bf walks around all day farting. Man, I cant wait until the one day I let one rip in front of him. I've been holding them in for 5 years.

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:00pm

    this sounds like it was rejected from FML. for a good reason since it sounds like it was written by a 13 year old.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:49pm

    thats what he gets for coppin a feel when you are out. creeper.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:58pm

    sounds like she has a butthole alarm system

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:14am

    4:12, see now that is a good relationship. I know she's an ex but, that's the way to be.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:43am

    I am a female and I once woke my husband and I up with a loud ass fart. We laughed hysterically.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:16am

    self defense mechanism?

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:52pm

    dont make fun. its a natural, involuntary human reaction

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:09pm

    honestly if i were that guy i would've laughed. it's not unattractive; it's natural. people need to have a better sense of humor about these things

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:48pm

    11:43 not in people hands after sex. that's just nasty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:12pm

    I hope she did it in an attempt to make him get his hand off, that'd be fucking funny.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:43am

    im a girl and i dont fart.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:14pm

    Holding it in is bad for you, let it out and move on. Who the fuck cares.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by pimp94 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:09pm

    That should be on FML. Lol

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:32pm

    Bah. That's part of the fun of spooning on a cold night.

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:27pm

    Both my girlfriend and my ex-wife did this to me. I just ignore it nowadays because they'd fall asleep first. It's most difficult when you're spooning and that blast of warm air hits your pelvis and I fluff the covers to dissipate matters.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:37pm

    i dont care wat any of u say, that happening with me being the guy would have made me hot

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:54pm

    involuntary? you can hold them you know.... its not hard.

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:38am

    You know, some (not a lot) but there are guys out there known to get turned on when a girl farts. And not all of them are creepers either like you'd expect. My ex-bf who was fucking sexy as hell (my friend says he looks like a cross between Heath Ledger and Robert Pattinson) practically creamed his jeans whenever I let one go around him hehe. I always sort of used that to my advantage when I wanted something ;)

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:43pm

    holy fuck what is wrong with you peopleee!! it's a fart not the huge meteor that crashes and ends life on earth.. not that big a deal we ALL fart, everyday..

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:19pm

    That's most unfortunate.

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:12am

    I tried being sweet once to my ex... patted her butt and she did the same thing... nothing but juvenile laughter for the next hour... we were 23.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:06pm

    I'm not saying that hitting a woman is ok, and it isn't, but I'll understand if someone smacks u a couple of times cause of that.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:17pm

    4:31 - I absolutely agree.

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:45pm

    try sharting next time

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:44pm

    fart intentionally? if not, you'll be lucky if he kisses you again.

  • 49 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:30am

    2:27PM not in my hand, please

  • 44 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:06pm

    @3:58 and 3:59: WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:16pm

    Ok, I get that it's a normal bodily function, but seriously, I'd still prefer if we left all the flatulence to times when we're not around each other, like work. This is the biggest downside to an entire weekend together 24/7...especially if you know they can still hear you if you go to the bathroom!