Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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