Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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