Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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