what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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