Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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