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    Submitted by Problywasme on Jul 25, 12 at 11:22am

    A tune on the meat flute?

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    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Jul 25, 12 at 11:36am

    If you have to call it kinky, it isn't.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 25, 12 at 8:27pm

    Which one? "Master and Servant" or "Strangelove" by Depeche Mode? "Hurts So Good" by John Cougar Mellencamp? "When the Whip Comes Down" by The Rolling Stones? "S&M" by Rihanna? "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground? Just about anything by Lords of Acid, Genitorturers, or Nine Inch Nails?

  • 62 57
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 25, 12 at 3:48pm

    If you can text while it's being done to you it's not that kinky

    • 60 57
      Submitted by whoreable on Jul 26, 12 at 1:48pm

      Aren't anthems usually played BEFORE the event?

  • 59 58
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jul 26, 12 at 1:22am

    Ooooo...someone read "50 Shades" and thinks they're a BDSM expert.

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    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Jul 25, 12 at 4:13pm

    Now if it's done on a soccer field you can yell O LAY!