At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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