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  • 91 65
    Submitted by mephaskapholies on Aug 7, 10 at 2:36pm

    ive been in your shoes... and trust me... they will

  • 88 64
    Submitted by VTHokies on Aug 7, 10 at 4:05pm

    Just make sure it matches your belt. I think

  • 88 69
    Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 7, 10 at 2:36pm

    and thats why you bring a rainbow flask.

  • 82 61
    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Aug 8, 10 at 4:42am

    Yes. This is unacceptable. LOLjk. Just make it work next time. Also that sparkly purse makes you look like a prostitute.

  • 78 60
    Submitted by vol4ek on Aug 7, 10 at 6:49pm

    not unless youre stingy with it babe

  • 70 56
    Submitted by baltoboy on Aug 9, 10 at 5:07pm

    Oh we will, honey

  • 67 56
    Submitted by rendlesham on Aug 8, 10 at 9:30pm

    Fake

  • 72 77
    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 8, 10 at 3:22am

    First of all 4:40 those jokes are kinda boring second of all it doesn't matter as long as it's filled with some strong stuff

  • 71 78
    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 7, 10 at 4:40pm

    In soviet Russia, You don't match Flasks outfit and flask hopes the gays don't notice.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by whenyoucomehome on Aug 9, 10 at 12:44am

    I hope this means you were at Stonewall...because they never mind that there.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 28, 11 at 3:09pm

    Buy a matte black one and you'll never have to worry about it again.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by prometheus on Sep 27, 10 at 1:54am

    Curse you Fags

  • 66 79
    Submitted by babigurl on Aug 7, 10 at 9:47pm

    Do I kno u cause I think ibhad a similar convo last nite

  • 66 85
    Submitted by ohsnapitsbritney on Aug 8, 10 at 8:43pm

    I love the bedazzled flask idea. I have a dry wedding to go to next month. Hmmm...

  • 54 84
    Submitted by scum_bag on Aug 7, 10 at 2:49pm

    Just bedazzle it and they will get too distracted with the shiny beads not to notice.