this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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