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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:41pm

    How did you manage to get a wart ripped off in the softest place on earth? Does she have some sort of venus fly trap vag or is that fucker lined with broken glass?

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      Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Nov 21, 10 at 9:47pm

      I'm guessing the fingernail on his other finger ripped off the wart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:41am

    note to self: check guys fingers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:01pm

    you're disgusting for having warts and fingering her, what is wrong with you? don't you think?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:09pm

    ewwwwwww that's disgusting! i feel bad for the poor girl with a wart up her vag. :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:58pm

    she probably has gential warts now, I hope you're satisfied

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:12pm

    p.s. it cant have been enjoyable if you were fingering her THAT vigorously she was probably glad when you stopped

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:23pm

    LOL won't she figure something is wrong when she doesn't keep having a period? 10:18 you're retarded

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    was her vagina made of sandpaper? how does a wort just "rip off" in a vagina?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:53pm

    why the fuck would you finger a girl if you have a wart on you finger? now the poor thing probably has genital warts, you ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:19am

    how has no one said anything about his blood inside of her cha cha? fucking G R O S S--- HIV????? sooo nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:13am

    SHE MUST HAV BEEN DRY AS A MUTHAf** NOT WET AT ALL... GOOD JOB HAHAH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:31pm

    HAHA. the movie teeth+alcohol+halloween=best night ever.

  • 98 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:24pm

    I might have just thrown up in my mouth a little bit...

  • 89 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:38am

    Of course some gross shit like this would be 847...

  • 97 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:48am

    First of all: Ew. Second of all: You're a jackass.

  • 94 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:01am

    omg thats fucken rank

  • 88 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:15pm

    regardless of the types of warts- its pretty gross.

  • 96 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:14pm

    Genital warts vs planters warts. NOT THE SAME PEOPLE. Educate yourselves.

    • 87 87
      Submitted by WooMaria on Jan 17, 10 at 6:26pm

      warts can happen any where, and there are PLANTERS warts, GENITAL wart and the kind you get on your hands, there are a whole plethora of warts that you can get

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      Submitted by freakykdeluxe on Aug 3, 12 at 10:36pm

      Actually a simple google search wouldve rendered you educated because plantars warts and genitals warts are caused by the same HPV. There are over 20 types of HPV several are known to cause warts and genital warts. \n\n"(Planters wart) A plantar wart (also known as "Verruca plantaris") is a wart caused by the human papillomavirus occurring on the sole or toes of the foot. (HPV infections in other locations are not plantar; see human papillomavirus. ."

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:33am

    wart or no wart, you should never finger the girl from TEETH.

  • 95 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:04am

    everyone dissing this needs to shut the fuck up. this was hilarious. dumbass girl thought she got her period.....haha that's pricless.

  • 88 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:10pm

    okay. my first thought? where the fuck is this wart now...

  • 92 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:02am

    ewww that is fucking gross

  • 91 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:48pm

    Gotta love us people in the Chii. We always have the best stories.

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:37am

    Wait. Where does it say the wart-bearer was a dude?

  • 94 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    you can get genital warts from having warts on your fingers any physician or sex ed in school will inform you of this, educate yourself.

  • 95 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:29pm

    rotflmao you sick bastard lol

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:36am

    what a LIE. thats the worst made up sex story ever!, i find it impossibly hard to believe that a wart just CAME off when fingering her. what dumb ass even thinks of something like that,

  • 92 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:48am

    LOL this is hilarious...but wats even more funny you didnt get t fuck by lying and pretending she got her period dummy!!!!! ^^^^ CLEARLY she was embarrassed she taught her period came n while getting fingered!!!! Maybe thats y she cried dumb BITCH 3:41

  • 93 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:24am

    How funny is this?! I literally laughed out loud! But it is quite disgusting! Poor girl for being with a guy that would think so low of her. Dude, that was wrong on so many levels.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:48pm

    effing dirt-bag. why would you finger a girl with a finger you had a wart on. i'm so glad i am married and don't have to deal with jerks like you. karma is a bitch, don't treat women like that.

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:11am

    This is fucking ass nasty. The discussion is making it worse. Not what I want to see while hungover.

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:46pm

    "For those saying it's not possible to transmit from genital strains to other body regions, you are incorrect. From a physician, it is definitely possible." okay, you're right, it's POSSIBLE for the viruses to host in other sites but TEMPORARY. If oral herpes/warts showed up on your junk it's because it hasn't made it's way to its permanent hosting site yet. The next outbreak you'll look like you suck dick for a living... no worries.

  • 90 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:04pm

    you're fucking disgusting. Own up to the poor girl, like honeslty do you have no feelings.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:33am

    ohhhh middleschool drama

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:02pm

    suburban illinois. what more is there to say

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:22am

    @ 12:04 .......... no one will ever love you

  • 85 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:07pm

    11:04....thank you! ...its rumor likes these that make STD's run so rampant...umm...I cant get the gonorrhea if he doesn't cum in me right?..WRONG Douche bag WRONG!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:40am

    i want to know who you are and i know you live in the mchenry county area

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:07pm

    thats terrible and your an ass. similar story though, sex accident and my bf broke a vein in his dick, and we both thought it was me for about a minute before we realized it was him.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Kotetsu on Apr 2, 10 at 2:19am

    I fail to find how that is even physically possible!

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:36am

    This guy sounds like my friend who lives in lake county... Great text tho...

  • 90 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:29pm

    That was soooooo wrong on soooooo many levels...I can't even believe you would think to do that.

  • 83 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:44pm

    Wow.. all this from a text site? Take the stick out of your vagina 6:34

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:17pm

    that must have been some pretty vigorous fingering... i mean, to rip that thing off? how did that happen??

  • 82 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:06pm

    ha I love how everyone is criticizing you for this, I find this hilarious. haha way to go. but next time, finger her with your other hand maybe. ha just a little tip for you.

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:04pm

    i think a wart in a vagina gives it that little bit more character....

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:38pm

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:36am

    ew I am way too high for this shit, that is fucking disgusting.

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:07pm

    That's the nastiest thing I've heard.

  • 80 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:13pm

    The nasty north-shore

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:32am

    Lol having fun wit a yungn!

  • 89 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:47pm

    So your admitting to giving some one herpes!! Way to go dick face

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:51am

    i just dry retched.

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:10pm

    i never knew warts were that easy to get rid of.

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:26am

    trying to eat your way towards the wart maybe????

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:58am

    Funny, but bad. She seriously can get HPV now. Warts are the same regardless of where they are on your body.

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:18am

    i think it's hilarious.

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:10pm

    LOL YOU ARE A BADASS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:09pm

    theres a way of getting vag warts i never even wanted to know about, you are gross you have TEN FUCKING FINGERS AND YOU USED THAT ONE?!?!?!!

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:42am

    yeah lets hope you didnt ruin her life by giving her genital warts! you're an asshole.

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:45am

    1:32 is right note to self: check for teeth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:32am

    1) as a guy that has been fingering girls when they got their period a few times in my life, i don't really get how thats less gross than him bleeding on her.... 2) as for the transmission part, stop making shit up 11:07 pulled a proper answer already 3) this chick's vagina must have teeth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:26pm

    11:20 Teeth! Best drunk movie night EVER!

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:44pm

    This is the Sexiest thing i've ever read. hopefully she still finished you off with a bj

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:58am

    That's just pure evil... great job.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:42pm

    A. That's terrible B. You're all a bunch of fucking idiots for thinking genital herpes & warts are the same as oral herpes & warts and that they switch hosting sites like it's no one's business... webmd motherfuckers.

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:04am

    why is everyone freaking out? i can't stop laughingggg hahahahhah thats great.. unfortionate for both parties, but great.

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:00am

    that may or may not be the most disgusting thing i have ever heard.

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:46pm

    Oh, northern suburbs.

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:18pm

    10:14 I think they were trying to state it as a joke, stop pretending to be smart, you're not fooling anyone.

  • 84 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:47pm

    I really hope you're proud of yourself, douche.

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:53am

    that is effing disgusting

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:01pm

    Hey fuck tards herpes and hpv are very differnt things! One is like cock acne and u can get meds to supress it and still get some Hpv u spread even with no warts! Pay attention in health class fuck heads

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:59am

    i cant stop laughing that you went with it

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:54pm

    In response to the "Genital warts vs planters warts. NOT THE SAME PEOPLE. Educate yourselves. " person....EDUCATE YOURSELF...Planters warts are on your feet...not your hands...

    • 81 76
      Submitted by WTFmate on Dec 25, 10 at 2:35am

      Plantar warts. As in plantar: having to do with the sole of the foot. Not planter: having to do with gardening.

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:26pm

    oh wow you asshole. grow a pair.

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:40pm

    USE THE OTHER GODDAMN HAND!!!!!!!!!!

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:20am

    Whoops

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:48pm

    How in the heck did it rip off inside her? Was her vaginal wall lined with sand paper?! Gross. Or were you fingering her like a jackhammer? Either way - I hope a lesson was learned here.

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:08pm

    haha yeah you've gotten alot of shit i say nice job playing it off like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:57pm

    "my vagina sings!" hahaha seriously just laughed out loud and i have no idea why.

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:59pm

    that's some funny shit my friend(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:27am

    that's totally gross. you have no heart..

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    hahaha i laughed but that is SO disgusting

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:18am

    maybe he had been picking at the wart or something and then it came off, and they bleed a lot because they are rooted deep in your skin. the girl probably cried because he pulled his finger out and noticed a lot of blood and freaked out and then she saw and was totally embarrassed and thought she started her period.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:52am

    how much do wart wounds bleed that she would actually think it was a period? honestly. must have had his whole finger bloody with her shrapnel lined vag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:47pm

    10:18, some people were not joking.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:16am

    That is really nasty and funny at the same time!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:21pm

    "Genital warts vs planters warts" lmaoo oh welll, who cares . just play it safeee, and wear a fucking band-aid !

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:13am

    hahahahaha quite funny. but GROSS..... poor girl!!!! she would have been so embarrassed at the time. BUT i guess the dickhead didnt realise she would figure it out once he left and her period had stopped already. hahaha good one genius!!

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:08pm

    So where exactly is this wart now? Lost somewhere up her cooch?

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:20am

    What about your blood in her vagina? That might actually freak me out more than the wart. PLEASE tell her so she can get tested and treated if necessary.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:10am

    I really hope he hasn't jacked off with that same hand. Then again, I hope he has, and never gets laid again.

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:29am

    You are a fucking creep.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:27am

    This is so gross. Please tell me this one is not real.

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:22am

    that poor girl.. thats disgusting

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:52pm

    umm well that is totally disgusting. and now since you're a total idiot she probably has HPV/genital warts. not cool dude. not cool.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:05pm

    sickoooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:40pm

    She must have a rough vag to rip off a wart. Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:53pm

    Next time, "ya gotta use ur strrroooong hand!!!"

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:03pm

    THAT'S FUCKING NASTY!!!

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:01am

    Hey 10:14... it PLANTARS warts. Educate YOURself

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:04pm

    umm 10:41...no you can't. Genital warts = HPV. Finger wart = not HPV. Therefore finger warts will not give you genital warts. Maybe you meant "any 1940s 'smoking makes you strong' physician" would agree with you.

  • 77 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:30pm

    dude... thats so gross.

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:19pm

    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew but yes that is better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:47am

    ew. that's kinda gross.

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:46pm

    That gave me a boner.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:39am

    AHAHAH MY MAN! this is hilarious. everyone else is hating cuz they dont have a sense of humor. true story i actually had a girl period on my finger so this is hilarious for me. :)

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:13pm

    I was thoroughly grossed out. And then I saw it was in my area code. Now I'm just scared who the fuck it is and if I know who they are.

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:06pm

    that is fucking nasty. wtf is wrong with you?

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:27am

    wow what a fucking douche, go die.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:01pm

    THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE READ THIS YEAR!!!

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:25am

    Well that's pretty much disgusting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:15am

    i threw up A LOT in my mouth!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:50am

    It's spelled "PLANTAR" warts and it's caused by HPV - the same virus that causes genital warts and cervical cancer. And yes, it is transmissible - just like oral herpes can be transmitted to the genitals.

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:52am

    Warts are a strain of the HPV virus. Tell her to get tested

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:53am

    if that acuallt happened then she prob. got vag worts

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:49pm

    dude that girl can get cervical cancer now. You ass.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:20pm

    WTF did she have glass down there or what?

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:13am

    As the late great Borat would say, 'Very Nice!'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:54am

    did her hoo ha have teeth or something?

  • 76 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:33pm

    She figured it out once you got your wart infested finger out of her and there was no more blood. Give the girl some credit. She is laughing at you and telling all her friends how gross you are. You'll never get laid again.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:50pm

    it's rare but possible to give someone genital warts from your fingers. look it up.

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:16am

    and i agree with what someone else said. whenever fingering leads to blood from either party its not that enjoyable. painful. but not enjoyable

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:27am

    I just hope BOTH of you had HIV tests.

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:27pm

    Yeah, that's pretty foul. God, did you really have to use that finger? LOL @ 10:07: your b/f broke a vein in his penis?

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:32pm

    okay a wart could never get "ripped off" like that while fingering...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:20pm

    VAGINA -DENTATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:01pm

    I guess she could have given you oral with a fever blister on her lips. Don't you just love herpes!

  • 66 82
    Submitted by m4vzuhmus6 on Feb 8, 11 at 12:30am

    Smoooooth.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:27am

    i just regurgitated

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:58am

    dude thats fucked up

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:23pm

    note to self: check hands for warts before encounters.

  • 73 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:45pm

    10:41 That was my first thought, too. Did her vagina have teeth or something?

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:07pm

    Nasty shit man.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:55am

    ummmm a wart wont just rip off from fingering....

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:48pm

    ahahaha so gross but it made me laugh

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:12pm

    Everyone is so concerned about this poor girl.. my question is, how did her vagina rip off your wart? Poor you id say..

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:46am

    June3:11:07pm. If someone touches you with a hand wart, and you then touch the area with your hand, you can get it. ALSO, it can travel through the body- touching a genital wart will result in you having genital warts (not warts on your hand). That piece of information is (irresponsibly) lacking from that information, wherever you found it.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:34pm

    I am rather troubled by 2 facts. First, your wart ripped off while fingering someone?! Second, the girl cried when she got her period?? O.o Sounds to me like some sick pervert molesting some preteen girl. He forced himself on her violently which ripped off his wart, then when she thought she got her period, she cried because the overwhelming stress she was already under from this sick nutjob!

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:34pm

    that is absolutely disgusting

  • 66 85
    Submitted by 9crimes on Apr 27, 10 at 10:58pm

    that's hilarious

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:08pm

    she probly has aids now or something, nicee going man... -.- and 9:39, i agree XD

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:31pm

    9:58.. you dont get genital warts from being fingered by someone with a wart on their hand...you get it from the HPV virus. know a little about what your exposing yourself to and you might not get caught up with something.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:26am

    why would you ever hook up with a guy with warts on his hands?? wtf. that girl deserved that one.

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:57pm

    Yeah seriously, why would you let a guy with warts finger you anyway???

  • 50 55
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:13pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:19pm

    That's fuckin disgusting. KILL YOURSELF.

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:09pm

    Fail

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:15am

    omg. that is beyond gross. i hope ur std/sti free for her sake because that wld suck balls to contract something from fingering

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:16pm

    wait is it really possible to brake a vein in your penis 10:07

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:40pm

    Why would you let a girl cry over that? You should have just told her.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:00am

    Out of all these responses how is it not one person failed to ask...HOW DO YOU RIP OFF A WART WHILE FINGERING A GENERALLY MOIST AND SOFT OBJECT?!?!?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:40am

    That's gross and your a nasty person for doing that. You should have told her...

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:48am

    I just read all the replies to this and jesus fuck... this is some funny shit. But seriously... that's fuckin sick... get your wart infested hands out of peoples Vajajays!!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by anonymous25 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:37pm

    That's just disgusting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:44pm

    In solviet Russia wart fingers you

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:39pm

    what the hell? did she have razor blades in her vag?

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:21pm

    why is eveyone grossed out? this is the funniest thing ever. you sir are THE MAN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:23pm

    lol at 8:12, very true. I too am wondering what happened to the wart after it came off... nasty

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:04pm

    EWWWWW

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:10pm

    Mmm makes me horny!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:50am

    We're all missing the 2 main points here. 1. How the hell does a wart rip off in a vagina? Seriously...how is that possible? 2. Did someone mention a busted vein in a dick? Again....seriously...how is that possible? Please elaborate.

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:28pm

    Fakeeeeeeeee. Warts don't just fall off like that. Have you ever fingered a chick before? Or for that matter had a wart before?

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:40pm

    1) You are an idiot, sir. 2) Your girlfriend most likely deserved the wart in vag, as she clearly didn't care to even look at your hands before the incident. douche? all signs point to yes.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:27pm

    that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. why the crap would you even think of doing that?!?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:51pm

    GASP. holy shitfuck dude thats disgusting

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:46am

    that's disgusting. ever heard of a dermatologist? they can remove those, yaknow.

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:19am

    @ June 3, 2009 11:07 thank you, I was about to paste similar info. Seriously people. & OP IS SUCH A DOUCHE.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:49am

    that's fucked...you should've told her. its just a wart...who carrrresss

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:09am

    Good job buddy! better than a boil.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:48pm

    Ew. That's gross, horrible, and wrong. I hope someone has sex with you and then says "ooh, sorry. I have HIV."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:12pm

    That's discusting!!!!!

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:11am

    Does this mean she'll have a warty vag? Omfg ew.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:42am

    wait, i thought HPV was diff than genital warts, or that some strains of HPV cause warts...luckily i'm monogamous so I don't have to educate myself on details...at least i know the diff btwn plantar warts vs. genital. Plus, on full moons i suffer from vaginal dentata, BWAH HA AH AH AHHH! Perhaps we should check fingers in leu of lips before exposure/cunnalingus

  • 65 98
    Submitted by sounrad on Jun 18, 10 at 5:21am

    why finger a girl with a wart on your finger anyways? were you born to parents who are siblings?

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:46pm

    That's some fucked up shit right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:09am

    Pr!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:31pm

    Well, that's another way to get rid of a wart I guess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:01am

    Lol that should be rule # 1 @ 11:51.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by flexylexy on Nov 22, 10 at 12:42am

    sad2thegirl.

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:11am

    The wart being ripped off = bad fingering technique. Don't you learn how to finger girls in like middle school??? BAD LOVER.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:33pm

    you bastard. eat shit and die...you're disgusting and mean

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:11pm

    Thoughtful, shame if you didn't at least get her off, since she feels so bad you could probably get another crack at it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:42am

    LMAO this is great. and to everyone who was asking why she cried and thought it was her period, if that were me i would be mortified too and sometimes fingering can induce your period for just that moment because that happened to my roommate. so it's definitely possible, and it's definitely embarrassing. and honestly if i were in that situation i would almost rather think it was me and be embarrassed then know that some dude's wart is chillin in my vag, how sick lol. all and all though, funny ass text.

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:41am

    every ones freaking out cuz the guys sick......,uh heres a better question WHAT KIND OF PUSSY FUCKIN CRYS WHEN THEY GET THEIR PERIOD??????? i mean seriosly i dont sweat when i get mine

  • Submitted by Petrella on Jun 12, 10 at 6:56am

    Only way I can get the wart on my knuckle off is rubbing on concrete or slicing it with a box cutter. I punched a punching machine and it came off but that only happened once. This is fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:00pm

    Wow that's all I have to say

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:12am

    Educate yourselves people...... seemed like the douchey thing you are supposed to say on here

  • 39 50
    Submitted by koolkid99 on Feb 26, 12 at 3:06pm

    All I can say is she realized that it's not her period by now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:31pm

    BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:25pm

    this is hilarious! But only because it didn't happen to me lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:51pm

    Ewmygod I hope this is fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    bwahahahahahahaha BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:21pm

    9.5/10 you're pretty awesome

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:39am

    DUDE, are you a fucking retard....genital warts...thats for life....you should have to fucking marry her or something for payment, nobodys gonna want her now

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:34pm

    That is fucking sick!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:40pm

    Ok u idiot ... did u kno that period lasts more than one day? Hahaha...that means that the next day she prob realized that it wasn't her....But it doesn't fkn matter cuz u made this shit up anyway

  • Submitted by dallas78 on Jun 17, 10 at 7:28am

    Reppin northern Illinois!!

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:10am

    maybe she was crying because she was being molested by a weird ass with warty fingers, or maybe it was her first period ever. either way, you can never underestimate the depths reached by a truly sick fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:15am

    this should be on fmylife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:39am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:52am

    thats fucking disgusting

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:28pm

    I might throw up now

  • 57 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:26am

    Haha... I know this guy. funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:05am

    it sounds like you're a writer for the Farelly Brothers movies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:46am

    this is really disgusting & that girl is clearly a moron. how would you think that was your period?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:32pm

    You should be ashamed that's really fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:13am

    thank you for that, I'll thoroughly check guys fingers for warts for now on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:57pm

    ^^^^^^whoever wrote that. . . Genius!!!!!!

  • 53 92
    Submitted by emilyjune on May 15, 10 at 1:01am

    Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:40pm

    Wow. Your a pansy and an idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:59pm

    To the 'tard that said there is a difference between genital warts and plantars warts - Plantars warts are on your feet, so unless he was toe-fucking her, we don't have a problem. If you've got warts on your junk, you've got genital warts. YOU should learn your shit, asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:51pm

    A. I vomited in my mouth. B. I'm guessing none of these anonymous posts are from MDs. C. I'm thinking "victims" should start being punished. Rule 2443728 - don't let a guy with warts on his hands finger you. The end.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:52pm

    For those saying it's not possible to transmit from genital strains to other body regions, you are incorrect. From a physician, it is definitely possible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:20pm

    Hahahhaha!!! I don't even care if this is fake!! This is so fucking funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:49am

    dude, high five!! i would have cussed her out made it a bit more dramatic haha