oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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