What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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