Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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