Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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