have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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