I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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