Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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