North Korea, Best Korea!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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