i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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