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  • 97 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:52am

    fuckity fucker fuck fuckity cock.

  • 96 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:17am

    7:46 if she can fit a watermelon in her cooter there is no way you will be able to satisfy her. It'll be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

  • 89 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:03am

    you should fuck your asshole with your fist i mean first

  • 77 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:04am

    Katie Higgins?

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:09am

    i googled banana fucking .... it's......weird. and the banana is almost rotten .. i could have made banana bread not impressed

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:32pm

    212 is new york dumbshit

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:04am

    9:17 it doesn't matter what she can fit in her cooter you can't please any woman anyways

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:08am

    i want to google this

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:03pm

    Damn that girl is smackalicious

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:09am

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  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:18am

    You will take this banana, and you will like it!

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:38pm

    tried that once, the banana went in all hard and yellow but came out brown and squishy.. man am i glad sex isn't like that

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:09am

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:01am

    fist! i mean first!

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:37pm

    my buddy told me he fucked himself with a banana.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:27pm

    The I hate you does raise an interesting question since 212 is not a cellphone are code.

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:09am

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  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:10am

    Oh my god that is hillarious

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:24pm

    Why do people keep using the "hot dog down a hallway" analogy? Does anyone still think it's original? In any case... the "I hate you" raises an interesting question, doesn't it?

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:15pm

    Haha dammn! 813 represent! :))