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  • Submitted by sofaking_epic on Mar 1, 11 at 2:21pm

    Thats right sweetheart. you cant get pregnant if you're on top either

  • Submitted by monkus on Mar 1, 11 at 2:38pm

    actually, scrubbing your teeth that much is more likely to give you herpes, bc you might induce bleeding of the gums or open a sore in your mouth. best NOT to brush, and rinse with alcohol instead

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 12:19am

    This text brought to you by abstinence-only sex education.

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    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 1, 11 at 7:28pm

    herpes is for life.

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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Mar 1, 11 at 5:46pm

    I think cavities are scared of toothpaste but it might work 4 herpes lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 2, 11 at 12:46am

    Except teeth can't get herpes...

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    Submitted by monkus on Mar 1, 11 at 2:36pm

    actually, scrubbing your teeth that much is more likely to give you herpes, bc you might induce bleeding of the gums or open a sore in your mouth. best NOT to brush, and rinse with alcohol instead

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 1, 11 at 3:47pm

    Not sure, but mouthwash with alcohol certainly can't hurt.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 1, 11 at 6:29pm

    Look before you eat next time.

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:34am

    Judging by the people you see at the free clinic, herpes IS afraid of tooth paste

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    Submitted by MeOlly on Mar 1, 11 at 10:12pm

    ...like you can get pregnat from just kissing...

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    Submitted by NCA on Mar 1, 11 at 10:55pm

    Keep telling yourself that. His dick bumps were for your pleasure.

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    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Mar 1, 11 at 11:02pm

    Ugh, these texts

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    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Mar 2, 11 at 1:28am

    Hahahaha @Arthur! So true.