are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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