just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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